NO CAP: 99 W’s TO COOK ON THE DIAMOND
A Gen-Alpha Slang Guide to Coaching Youth Baseball
The funniest, cringiest, and most surprisingly helpful baseball book you’ll ever read.
Whether you’re a brand-new youth coach, a “cool” aunt or uncle, or just someone looking to finally understand both baseball and the bizarre language of Gen Alpha—this book is for you.
Written by Coach W. Godlevel, No Cap delivers 99 real baseball lessons—from pregame rituals to closing out a win—explained in plain, helpful English on one page… and then hilariously translated into Gen Alpha slang on the next. Think: baseball fundamentals meet TikTok-era gibberish. It’s part coaching manual, part cringe-fest, and part secret weapon to connect with young players.
You’ll learn things like:
- How to run a proper warm-up, and a teenager, out of the room at the same time
- Why saying “you’ve got main-character basepath rizz” is both horrifying and strangely effective
- How to break down real game strategy using viral slang that makes kids bury their faces in their palms
Ranked “#1 New Release” on Amazon in Children’s Sports Coaching!
REVIEWS:
“My coach tried to give me advice about baserunning by using No Cap. He said, ‘If there’s a sigma-level double play in motion, Blue can slam the eject button on multiple ops.’ I made the mistake of playing along, telling him ‘It all makes so much sense now.’ Now he won’t stop. How do I get it to stop? Help.”
—Nathan D., Philadelphia PA, Class of 2030
PERFECT FOR:
- First-time coaches who need quick, actionable tips
- Parents who want to connect (or troll) their kids
- Baseball lovers who enjoy smart insights with a side of humorAnyone who wants to weaponize slang for peak embarrassment
A portion of the proceeds benefits Homers for Hope, a nonprofit that helps families dealing with medical or financial crisis. More at www.homersforhope.org
Let’s cook.
